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 25 Things to do on a School Bus

 

1. Start the wave

2. Clap/ Boo people when they get on the bus

3. Send messages up and down the aiales with a small remote control car

4. Replace emergency exit signs with other signs(ex. Fun Exit)

5. Hang a sign from the ceiling reading "Aliens Only"

6. Have 4 people in a seat and on every curve fall over each other and out of the seat

7. Yell "Stop the Bus!"

8. Pretend to be really sad and when someone asks whats wrong tell them that the bus ran over your invisible friend

9. Pretend to not feel good and lean out the window pretending to throw up

10. when someone gets on(preferably young kids) tell them not to forget their seat belts

11. When you sit down yell "Hey theres no seat belt!" and look for one for the rest of the ride

12. Hold on to your backpack tightly and sit completly still the whole ride

13. Repeat #12 while sitting in a fetal position

14. Pretend the bus is a rollercoaster

15. Tape bubble wrap to the wheels

16. pretend to fart and blame it on someone else

17. Yell "Duck!" periodicly throughout the ride

18. Try to bring your bike on the bus

19. Try bowling

20. Sing "The Wheels on the Bus" the whole way(make up verses if you have to)

21. Get on the bus and say "Whoa! this is one big car!"

22. Put your feet up on another seat and charge a toll to get through(see how much you can make!)

23. Say your saving a seat for your invisible friend(works well in a crowded bus)

24. Sit on the floor and grab shoelace(see if you can get the shoe!)

25. Climb over seats!

 

 


Morse code

 

Morse code is an old way of communicating without using words. It is usually used with the telegraph, invented by Samuel Morse, for faster communication. It is a system of dots and dashes.

 

 

             A    *-

              B    -***

              C    -*-*

              D    -**

              E    *

              F     **-*

              G    --*

              H    ****

              I     **

              J     *--

              K    -*-

              L    *-**

              M   --

              N    -*

              O    ---

              P     *--*

              Q    --*-

              R    *-*

              S     ***

              T    -

              U    **-

              V    ***-

              W   *--

              X    -**-

              Y    -*--

              Z    --*-

                           Common words

 

                                                     SOS      ***---***

                                         Hi          ******

                                         Help      ******-**

                                         School   ***-*-*

                                        

 

 
 

Phone Code --- uses numbers and the  ' symbol

 

1= abc

2= def

3= ghi

4= jkl

5= mno

6=pqr

7= stu

8= vwx

9= yz

 

a= ‘1

b= 1

c= 1’

 and so on...

 

 

Biggest Mysteries of Life

 

         1.  Why does the word “aardvark” have two A’s in it?

         2. Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

         3. What is a “free gift”, aren’t all gifts free?

         4. Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

         5. Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

         6. Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

         7. Who first looked at a cow and said “I’m going to squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”

         8. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

         9. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

         10. Why is it that when our alarm clock turns on it is said to be going off?

         11. How do “Keep off the Grass” signs get there if we’re not allowed to go on the grass?

         12. Why do we sing “Take Me Out To the Ballgame” if we are already there?

         13. Why don’t you get experience until after you really need it?

         14. Why does an itch, itch worse when you can’t reach it?

         15. Why is there no egg in eggplant…?

         … Ham in a hamburger…?

         … And no pine or apple in a pineapple?

         16. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

         17. If love is blind then how can you believe in love at first sight?

         18. How come the person you entrust your money to, is called a broker?

         19. Why don’t you ever see a headline reading “”Physic Wins Lottery”?

         20. Why do we call it “after dark” when it’s really after light?

         21. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

         22. If you played a blank tape, full blast, would a mime go nuts?

         23. Why does time slow down when you are bored?

         24. If there’s a speed of light, then what’s the speed of dark?

         25. Where does your lap go when you stand up?

          26. Does anyone actually got milk?

          27. How do the doors close on a bus, when the bus driver gets off?
  Mind Puzzlers

Do these steps and don’t look ahead, but try and go fast or it won’t work right.

 

Ø     Say “Fort” once

 

Ø     now say “Fort” three times

 

Ø     Spell “fort” twice F-O-R-T

 

Ø     Now say “fort” twice

 

Answer this question: what do you eat soup with?

 

 

Did you say “fork”?

 

 

You don’t eat soup with a fork you eat it with a spoon!

 

 

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Ø     Now say “silk” ten times really fast

 

 

Answer this question: what do cows drink?

 

 

Did you say “milk”?

 

 

Cows don’t drink milk they drink water!

 

 

JAPANESE (ummmm....) WARRIOR WORDS!

(i'm not too sure what to call this but oh well here it goes anyway...)

 

Bajutsu ----- Way of the horse mounted warrior

 

Bojutsu ----- Warrior of Long arms combat

 

Bujutsu ----- The effective use of spiritual and physical strength

 

Bushido ----- Way of the warrior

 

Heihojutsu ----- Stratagy and tactics

 

Hojutsu ----- Way of firearms

 

Iajutsu ----- Advanced sword techniques

 

Kenjutsu ----- Way of the sword

 

Kyujutsu ----- Way of the bow

 

Naginatajutsu ----- Advanced way of polearm weaponry (spears)

 

Ninjutsu ----- The ninja, the shadow warrior (literally means 'man who hides himself' )

 

Palgwe Sah Chung ----- upper cut with your fist and elbow. It's just a noise maker!

 

Shin Tao ----- Way of the gods

 

Sojutsu ----- Way of polearm weaponry (again spears)

 

Suieijutsu ----- Way of swimming
  My Dictionary

these are mostly words that i learned in math class(don't ask :D) hope you enjoy!

BROUHAHA ---> an uproar; a wild uncontrolled party (one of my favorite words in the whole world!)

OMIT ---> to leave out

BACHANALIA ---> a party; Bacchus was the god of wine and partying

HYPER ---> what happens when you have way to much sugar; bouncing around and off of things

CRAZY ---> me on a regular basis, ha ha lol; slang, to have a mental illness

COGNIGENT (not sure how to spell it yet) ---> to be aware of

 

Stuck on how to sell things? hopefully this section will help out(and won't get you arrested i hope...)

Sing songs...

SONG >>> Happy Happy Happy! you bought from us today,

                    We didn't think you would, but you did anyway!

 

Dance and earn money the way hobo's do!

 

Be certified (even if you don't have to be...)

 

Know who you are. Make signs

EXAMPLE: Mistress of Meat