>> I found these quotes all over the place<<
If a band-aid, duct tape, or Tylenol, can’t fix it, then you have a SERIOUS problem!
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before the lesson!
When life gives you lemons squeeze them into a water gun and squirt it into other people’s eyes!
Life sucks, eat a cookie
Life is short so go on and live it!
Why should I worry? Why should I care?
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, I believe in angels, the ones I call my friends.
See my halo bright and shiny mess with me I’ll kick your hiney!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short so party we must!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head!
Everyone is crazy in their own way, so the only one you have to accuse of insanity is the world
In the end all you’ve got is you
5/4 people have a problem with fractions
Only 17% of the population think trick candles are annoying, the other 83% are still trying to blow them out!
Life is worth living so live it to the max!
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel just pray it’s not the train!
Silence is golden but screaming is fun!
I chose a road less traveled now where am I?
Someday your prince will come mine just took a wrong turn got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people, especially when they are all in one place.